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[lovernotafighter]

[Messages for Tucker? This is the place for them.]

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[evocation]

hey jerk
jk actually you're the nicest of wash's squad so i have a question for you

[lovernotafighter]

you mean nicest looking, right?

shoot.

[evocation]

nicest looking next to wash
anyway
would it be weird if i like
moved in?

[She's already there most of the time anyway, to be fair.]

[lovernotafighter]

ok wash can't be his own best looking friend. that's just sad.

and sure. i mean church will have to scoot over in bed, and wash might get mad but i can make space for you in my room. warning: i get handsy in my sleep

[evocation]

aww, you're so sweet
how about i just kick you out and share the bed with church?

[lovernotafighter]

GOOD! his feet are really fucking cold at night and i'm sick of thigh-frostbite. how's wash's feet?

[evocation]

wash is very warm
but sometimes he tries to get up at the crack of dawn, so it's a toss up

[lovernotafighter]

you need to wear him out more. more bcbw, less whateveritisyouredoingnow

[evocation]

wtf is bcbw?

[lovernotafighter]

bow chika bow wow

[evocation]

omg
are you trying to say we don't have enough sex?

[lovernotafighter]

i'm saying that if you were he wouldn't be waking up that early in the morning

[evocation]

i've never been so offended in my life
and he totally wakes up at like 4 am no matter what
it's like a curse

[lovernotafighter]

if ive offended you, youre not lasting five minutes in our group.

tie him down and gag him. i bet he likes the kinky stuff

i can't believe this thread

[evocation]

been there, done that
do you actually want to know what gets your bff off?
i have a feeling you don't

oh i can. This is kinda Tucker's MO

[lovernotafighter]

fuck no!

but also, kinda? that's weird, right?

they're both the worst tbh

[evocation]

maybe? sort of?
i could just throw a bunch of fake shit in there and then you'd spend the rest of your life wondering what's true and what's not

which is why they're friends

[lovernotafighter]

all of it. its waaaaay more fun that way

it's true poor wash

[evocation]

i bet you're totally into some weird shit

he should have planned better

[lovernotafighter]

its only weird if you dont have a fun imagination

yeah, this is his own fault

[evocation]

some shit is just weird
like
idk
rubbing poop on yourself

no sympathy. none

[lovernotafighter]

if they're not hurting anyone, i dont judge.

well not a lot anyway

[evocation]

nah i'm gonna judge the poop smearers
no offense if you're a poop connoisseur

[lovernotafighter]

not my kink. ive got a lot, but that aint one

[evocation]

cool, then we can still be friends
how do you feel about deep dish pizza?