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[lovernotafighter]

[Messages for Tucker? This is the place for them.]

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[lovernotafighter]

you need to wear him out more. more bcbw, less whateveritisyouredoingnow

[evocation]

wtf is bcbw?

[lovernotafighter]

bow chika bow wow

[evocation]

omg
are you trying to say we don't have enough sex?

[lovernotafighter]

i'm saying that if you were he wouldn't be waking up that early in the morning

[evocation]

i've never been so offended in my life
and he totally wakes up at like 4 am no matter what
it's like a curse

[lovernotafighter]

if ive offended you, youre not lasting five minutes in our group.

tie him down and gag him. i bet he likes the kinky stuff

i can't believe this thread

[evocation]

been there, done that
do you actually want to know what gets your bff off?
i have a feeling you don't

oh i can. This is kinda Tucker's MO

[lovernotafighter]

fuck no!

but also, kinda? that's weird, right?

they're both the worst tbh

[evocation]

maybe? sort of?
i could just throw a bunch of fake shit in there and then you'd spend the rest of your life wondering what's true and what's not

which is why they're friends

[lovernotafighter]

all of it. its waaaaay more fun that way

it's true poor wash

[evocation]

i bet you're totally into some weird shit

he should have planned better

[lovernotafighter]

its only weird if you dont have a fun imagination

yeah, this is his own fault

[evocation]

some shit is just weird
like
idk
rubbing poop on yourself

no sympathy. none

[lovernotafighter]

if they're not hurting anyone, i dont judge.

well not a lot anyway

[evocation]

nah i'm gonna judge the poop smearers
no offense if you're a poop connoisseur

[lovernotafighter]

not my kink. ive got a lot, but that aint one

[evocation]

cool, then we can still be friends
how do you feel about deep dish pizza?

[lovernotafighter]

after eating ration bars forever ive got to ask if any pizza is bad

[evocation]

wrong
deep dish pizza is an abomination

[lovernotafighter]

women are pizza: every kind is good to eat

[lovernotafighter]

um not like a cannibal

[evocation]

so that's the weird shit you're into
got it

[lovernotafighter]

I AM NOT INTO CANNIBALISM

[evocation]

yeah yeah
that's what they all say
but seriously, i need an autobiography from you or something