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[lovernotafighter]

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which is why they're friends

[lovernotafighter]

all of it. its waaaaay more fun that way

it's true poor wash

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i bet you're totally into some weird shit

he should have planned better

[lovernotafighter]

its only weird if you dont have a fun imagination

yeah, this is his own fault

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some shit is just weird
like
idk
rubbing poop on yourself

no sympathy. none

[lovernotafighter]

if they're not hurting anyone, i dont judge.

well not a lot anyway

[evocation]

nah i'm gonna judge the poop smearers
no offense if you're a poop connoisseur

[lovernotafighter]

not my kink. ive got a lot, but that aint one

[evocation]

cool, then we can still be friends
how do you feel about deep dish pizza?

[lovernotafighter]

after eating ration bars forever ive got to ask if any pizza is bad

[evocation]

wrong
deep dish pizza is an abomination

[lovernotafighter]

women are pizza: every kind is good to eat

[lovernotafighter]

um not like a cannibal

[evocation]

so that's the weird shit you're into
got it

[lovernotafighter]

I AM NOT INTO CANNIBALISM

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yeah yeah
that's what they all say
but seriously, i need an autobiography from you or something

[lovernotafighter]

you wouldn't believe half of the shit in it/

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wash already got me used to the weird shit that goes on in your world
try me

[lovernotafighter]

you know i have an alien son that i gave birth to, right?

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yes
i mean sort of
i don't know the details

[lovernotafighter]

you want to?

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yeah, of course
and tell me how cute he is

[lovernotafighter]

there arent words enough for how cute he is. thats why i show everyone the picture

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yeah, but what kind of stuff does he like to do?

[lovernotafighter]

basketball. getting numbers. swimming. trying to not eat cats. normal kid stuff.

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trying not to eat cats?
does that like
happen a lot?